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	<title>The Internet Monkeh &#187; butt</title>
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	<description>Wearing my underpants outside my trousers since the 1970&#039;s</description>
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		<title>Air Vent Causes Internet Monkeh to Get a Fridgid Backside</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you have probably gathered by now, I really love my job at Sitening &#8211; being involved and working on something I&#8217;m passionate about is not lost on me, I&#8217;m very fortunate. I&#8217;ve just moved into a new room and really like the spot I&#8217;m in. However, I have met my nemesis. I&#8217;m sitting right [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you have probably gathered by now, I really love my job at Sitening &#8211; being involved and working on something I&#8217;m passionate about is not lost on me, I&#8217;m very fortunate.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve just moved into a new room and really like the spot I&#8217;m in. However, I have met my nemesis. I&#8217;m sitting right in front of and on top of a cold air vent. With it still being fairly warm outside, I get cold shots of air right onto my arse. After a while, I have to get up and walk about because it gets way too cold. Seriously, if you have any water that needs cooling, I know just the spot. Right here&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-16 aligncenter" title="Cold as Ice" src="http://internetmonkeh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_0093-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So I voiced this concern to <a href="http://sitening.com/about/jon/">Jon</a>, who shares the same office. He was less than sympathetic toward the coldness of my behind. His response was:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Shouldn&#8217;t you be used to that coming from England?</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Covering the vent is out because it would get as hot as a Scotsman with no booze. I am currently open to suggestions.</p>
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